Nasch

It is when you mess with somebody to the point you make them want to shit out of their ears. They get so pissed they start eat their own ankles.

Jon: Hey Seth!

Seth: Yah Jon?
Jon:Yo titties look like some deformed grapes.
Seth: REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jon: hah you have been nasch

by Mcglauflin March 14, 2019

Nachlophobia

The fear that your deepest connections with people are ultimately pretty shallow - that although you consider them close, you refuse to let them see the “real” you. Due to fear of losing them after you expressing your fears, hopes, or love to them.

I do not open up because of my fear of nachlophobia

by JohnKoenig March 14, 2022

keystone nacho

When a plate of loaded nachos is delivered, the "keystone nacho" is the nacho chip that, when lifted from the platter, pulls the largest amount of toppings from the plate at once. The person who pulls the keystone nacho is hated, respected, and envied by all others at the table.

Comer found the keystone nacho and in one moment, he got the best bite of the whole dang plate!!

by Glamrockster December 11, 2016

Taco Bell Piss Nachos

The sequel to buger king foot lettuce where the youtube channel “top 15s” talks about a Taco bell employee who pissed on nachos.

#14

*gay voice* “Number 14 Taco Bell piss nachos...”

by TheFuck69 March 10, 2018

nacho cheese doritos

the best tasting chips in the world if you don't think so you shouldn't be alive

dude i bought nacho cheese Doritos
i love you

by yy360noscope420blazin April 27, 2015

Cold Nachos

Nachos for the laziest of the lazy.

Preparation Instructions:
-Get a bag of shredded cheese

-Get a bag of Tostitos

-Sprinkle shredded cheese on a Tostito and shove into your mouth

They’re nachos but with no plate, no microwave, and no dignity.

My bed is full of cheese and chip crumbs from all the cold nachos I’ve been eating.

by coldnachoqueen April 3, 2019

Crotch Nachos

When your jizz looks or tastes like cheese.

"Oh man, I was eating out my girlfriend last night and it tasted like cheese!"

"Yup, crotch nachos."

by pervs4eva January 31, 2010