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Do you mind 

The question that is asked when someone is seeking a yes but gets a no in response.

The "no" in response actually means a yes from the recipient of the question. I never use this question when I ask for a request because usually the response I get is a yes when I know they don't mind when the correct response should've been no.
This question can also be a cause for confusion in response when answered in the opposite way as said above.
All in all we know what the person is meaning to respond to this question.
Man1: Do you mind if I fuck your wife?
Man2: No!!!
Man1: No you don't mind or no you don't

want me to fuck your wife?
Man2: (scratches his head confused)
Man1: It's ok pal I knew what you meant.

Besides, I wouldn't fuck your wife

with your dick.
Do you mind by cpetkunas March 3, 2019
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Do you mind 

Do you mind if I smoke here?
Do you mind by jinhobrine June 10, 2017

do you mind? 

A polite way of saying "fuck off."
Often said in a rude, angsty, aggresive, or sassy manner.
Me: *Walks in on roommates having sex*
Them: "DO YOU MIND?!"
do you mind? by ToTheMoon September 21, 2016

do you mind? 

an expression used by geeks and nerds when inquiring on each others telepathetic powers.
Micah : do you mind?

Prox : yes, i have the most amazing telepathetic powers evar!
do you mind? by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009

d-d-do you mind? 

Creepy expression asked when reaching for the top of the panties while trying to see a girl's vagina. It usually follows a horribly pathetic conversation about different pubic hair styles including, but not limited to, bikini, brazilian, peruvian, and ecuadorian.
Guy: Wait, tell me again what brazilian is?
Girl: Its when its all gone
Guy: And thats what you are?
Girl: No, I'm bikini
Guy: And whats that?
Girl: A triangle
Guy: You know it would be easier if you just showed me...
Girl: ummm (pulls skirt back)
Guy: (reaches for top of panties) d-d-do you mind?
d-d-do you mind? by Da Jesus April 28, 2005

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