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Smoothie Poo 

1) (n) Fecal matter with the consistency of a smoothie
2) (n) The after effects of Taco Bell or any other Fakesican fast food restaurant
3) (n) The possible after-effects of losing bowel control, due to too much anal sex
4) (n) An aquatic African
5) (n) Basically Carrot Top's face
6) (n) Definitely not an outdated meme LULZ
7) (v) The act of making a Smoothie Poo
8) (v) Very violent, uncontrollable bowel movement
9) (adj) Teh uber yumzorz!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!11!!
-I just made a Smoothie Poo!
-I took a smoothie poo in your mother and gave her a UTI.
-I just came back from Taco Bell, so I'ma obliterate your toilet with a smoothie poo.
-Dammit don't sneak up on me! You just made me smoothie poop
-WHY IS YOUR SMOOTHIE POO GREEN!!
-This cake is Smoothie Poo.
Smoothie Poo by J-ZUS October 17, 2010

poo smoothie 

When food turns a perfectly good bowel movement into liquid poo.
"That burrito gave me a poo smoothie."
poo smoothie by Laura Chatterton February 20, 2007

Snoochie Poochie 

slang for majiuana used by many pot heads
from thge mall rats after jay and silent bob knock out the mall security he grabs the marjuana and says "Snoochie Poochies"

smoochiedoodle 

tiny non-sexual kisses placed randomly and enthusiastically. Can also be used as an expression of parting from a close friend.
Smoochiedoodle can be singular or plural.
"thank you for all your help! You're the best! Smoochiedoodle!"

"Oh damn, I'm late! Gotta run! Smoochiedoodles!"
smoochiedoodle by Whims January 26, 2009

Scoochie ur poochie

If u have sex with someone and their dick is too long
Stop. Scoochie ur poochie out of the way
Scoochie ur poochie by Scoochie November 16, 2020

poop smoothie 

a warm smoothie made of poop.
this poop smoothie is delicious, bob, let me lick your ass!
poop smoothie by Carlos Crespo August 14, 2003