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Hashtags 

When your game is full of 7 year olds that you need to filter the word "I am"
<Person1>: Hi! What's your ####
<Person2>: What? The last word is hashtags.
<Person1>: Srry I was just asking for you #### anyways wanna play?
<Person2>: Ok by the way my #### is ##########
<Person1>: What? There is ################### Hashtags
<Person2>: Wow ############# #### ######
<Person1>: ###################
<Person2>: ###################
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Facebook Hashtags 

Goodness, I don't even know. I suppose hashtags actually have a purpose on other social networks, but definitely not on facebook. However, you'll still see whores putting hashtags on fucking everything.

A hashtag is simply a word following a # symbol. It can be whatever you please, but definitely doesn't have to relate to your post AT ALL. So, if you've come to find what a hashtag is, don't even bother. Just hashtag your shit like this, but on facebook it's not going to do a thing.
duckface photo with beverage in hand

So here I am at #starbucks #withtheboo getting my favorite #caramellatte on my #freeperiod. #lovethisbitchtopeices #yolo #juntinbeiber #1dforever. #facebook hashtags for life!

Hashtagenese 

The spoken language of roblox players because of the garbadge word filter.
Hey, look! It's a robloxian. I bet he speaks Hashtagenese.
Hashtagenese by Person097862345 March 30, 2019

hashtag abuser 

A person who excessively uses hash tags in everything they do. Also someone who uses hash tags that are a paragraph long.
"omg Bethanne I just had the most delish bologna sandwich! I've gotta post about it!". Status update: I ate a bologna sandwich so much yum! #delish #socks #mayoattacktothemax #bread #nomnomnom #pig #beef #horse #fowl #mybolognahasafirstnameitsoscarmybolognahasasecondnameitsmayerilovetoeatiteverydayandifyouaskmewhyisay #yum #pink #meat #pinkmeat #meatpink #meetcute #hashtag

"Wow Bridgette-Jo you're such a hashtag abuser"
hashtag abuser by I'm_relevant August 4, 2014

hashtag activism 

The kind of activism undertaken when you "do something" about a problem by tweeting or posting links to Facebook, without any intent of ever actually doing something. Nothing more than a nonsense feelgood gesture so that one can say they "did something about" whatever trendy cause they're pretending to care about. Usually only lasts a week or two before the cause is completely forgotten (i.e. it stops being cool to forward/retweet on the subject).
I forwarded a video about some unspeakable atrocities in a country I didn't know existed until I watched the video. My hashtag activism is going to accomplish something!
hashtag activism by CJ.MK.87 June 17, 2012

hashtag with legs 

You’ve created a hashtag with legs - it’s trending on Twitter right now!

That hashtag has legs. Everyone will see it.

Hashtag wanker 

Someone who continually uses a "#" before the majority of words that they type on a social networking site.
"#awesome #new #haircut"
"Hashtag wanker."
Hashtag wanker by Melissage February 1, 2013