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hewtnaughter 

1. Slang for small penis with very bushy pubic region.

2. Deformed object with human related traits.

3. Known to be a last name commonly represented as a pedophile behind the person with the name (usually known as Paul).
1. "I went on a blind date and at the end of the night, we were about to have sex and I looked down and noticed he had a hewtnaughter!"

2. "I was looking at a a pornographic magazine and noticed a hewtnaughter on page 69."

3. "Did you see that man in the news for child molestation?

Yes! I believe his name was Paul hewtnaughter
hewtnaughter by Anonymous235364 January 25, 2011
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The nickname of the love of my life.
I love you hewter, now gimme de mouchays and chickays!@!@!
hewter by Hiva November 27, 2004
Note: Love of my life = Carmen :)
Mouchay, nochay, chickay, chickay, FAT MOUCHAY and done.
hewter by Hiva November 27, 2004
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026