Chanceless

Having absolutely no chance.

Often used when responding to a statement that can't be true.

Casey: "Dude Watch the Throne is the best album of all time."
AP: "Chanceless, just wait until Watch the Throne 2 drops."

Chanceless by Snaplatts September 20, 2018

Canoelessness 

An absence or lack of canoes.

Now the water is just mocking me with its canoelessness!

Canoelessness by Universal Rhapsody October 18, 2015

Chancess 

Chancess is a pretty girl, who enjoys playing sports (specifically basketball) , she loves all her friends, & family.

Look, theres a chancess over there.
(yall its making me do this)
-chancess 11/20/23

Chancess by anonymous November 20, 2023