shorty thicc 

When a girl how is shorty or at least under 5.5 has a outstandingly huge ass

Guy 1: yo, that shorty thicc
Guy 2: damn bro your right that shorty thicc as hell

shorty thicc by Pepperoni nipple nigga July 13, 2018

short thicc 

When any girl/boy is really short but has a nice butt.

"Patricia is sooooo short thicc"

short thicc by Fruitkake February 8, 2018

Short-E-Thiccc 

Simply put, Packers RB A.J. Dillon and his gargantuan quads in shorts.

Is that A.J. Dillon? Short-E-Thiccc!

Short-E-Thiccc by A Plastic Tree June 12, 2022

thick as two short planks 

an expression defining how stupid someone is; chiefly British.
i.e.: the thickness of two planks of wood stacked one atop the other.
sometimes shortened to "two short planks"

"Whoah, you're thick as two short planks!"

thick as two short planks by dv8trix October 21, 2008