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Post-Traumatic Boner 

When you witness something so magnificent, so utterly fan-fucking-tastic that it traumatises you with its brilliance, and gives you an erection.
"Holy hell, I just saw Fast & Furious 6, it gave me a Post-traumatic boner."

post coma boner 

The result of an incredibly deep sleep and waking up with an inexplicably engorged schlong.
It was so hard to take a pee this morning cause I had a post coma boner.
post coma boner by Rutta11 June 22, 2016

Post-traumatic stress boner 

Commonly abbreviated PTSB. An erection or extreme sexual arousal following a psychologically traumatizing event.
After torturing detainees in Guantamo, Jim came home with a raging post-traumatic stress boner for Sally.

Jack: Is it strange that, after seeing my parents naked, I got a raging PTSB?
Sue: Yes it is, Jack. You should see a psychiatrist that specializes in PTSB.
To acquire an erection after Sexual intercourse from the thoughts of having Sexual intercourse
Dude our sex was so great I got a postboner
Postboner by BlazingWyvren July 27, 2013
to have sex with an individual or group after the time originally planned.
Their encounter was getting hotter, but "Lost" was on, so Jim was forced to postbone his girlfriend until after the show.
postbone by outrageous-fun April 15, 2009

postboned 

When someone is running late because of an unscheduled sexual encounter
"They were supposed to be here like an hour ago, what gives?"
"I bet they got postboned"
postboned by qwertys February 27, 2014