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Person 1: Yo is that lmlp on youtube?
Person 2: Shut up normie, thats cringe.
Lmlp by Not lmlp November 10, 2020
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Like My Last Post.
When someone wants likes and isn't afraid to say it. They probably are self-conscious/insecure abt the number of likes they get tbh.
Lmlp @instagramusername
LMLP by oopididitagain:) November 13, 2020
Acronym for Lick My Love Pump.

A delicate song Nigel Tufnel of Spinal Tap is composing as part of a musical trilogy in D minor, the saddest of all the keys.
I was in the grocery store yesterday picking out zucchini and started to hum LMLP. After she stopped weeping, the woman near me in the produce aisle gave me her phone number.
LMLP by wingfinger April 30, 2022
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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