Someone who is being stalked by the stalker. Usually the person is hot. Sometimes used to replace the name of the person so they don't find out.
Taylor: OMG did you see Stalkee today?
Me: yessss omg he is soo hot!!
Taylor: I know!!
Stewie: Who's the Stalkee?
Me: umm no one... *Stalkee stands right behind me*
noun A person who is being stalked (a stalkee) who, for their own safety and sanity, must stalk their stalker's actions to be aware of what stalking may transpire.
PERSON A: I read on her friend's facebook wall that she is obsessed with me! Does that make me the stalker now for reading that?
PERSON B: No dude, you're a stalkeerer!
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"