MLAM 

Acronym standing for My Life's A Mess.

Often used when you realise your whole life is a mess.

Common symptoms include: sense of unconfidence, anxiousness, insecurity and/or mad ragrets.

Rarely does anything change after the realisation.

Sean: My car is having problems again, MLAM.

James: I just got cheated on by my girlfriend.... MLAM

Charles: My mom walked in on me fapping like a mofo, MLAM!

MLAM by Porquey February 20, 2018

MLAM 

acronym standing for Munchies Like A Mothafucker

After smoking those smilies i got the CEs BEs and the mlams

MLAM by ghostwolfe September 9, 2010

Mlambo 

An excessively large forehead, often mistaken for a dinner plate.

"Shit man, check out that guy's mlambo!"
"Fucking hell."

Mlambo by derrealdeal October 22, 2011

Mlamp 

Can be put in capitals for more extreme use. It's grabage like 'lol', 'lmao', 'rofl' etc. This one has no meaning for the letters and isn't said l-o-l, but simply mlamp like another word.

OMG I LOOK AT THIS www.randomsite.com. MLAMP!!!111

Mlamp by Niloc February 21, 2005