Shut face

The action of shutting ones face mentally and physically

“Shut face Tom”

by Edfy February 1, 2018

Shut Face

When you are around an adult and cannot say the words “shut the fuck up” but also believe “shut up” is too mainstream.

Imbecile: “Umm, actually, vaccines cause Autism-“

Person With Half A Brain: “Shut face, dumbass.”

by Pyro_SOURCE August 17, 2021

shut face before I break face

A command demanding that one is quiet or else one will have to use physical violence to ensure quietness.

"you smell"
"shut face before I break face"
"you smell"
"...ow!"

by Dennibel February 17, 2004

shut your face

Another form of shut up

-Dude, your mom is hot!
-Shut your face

by esch8 January 10, 2004

shut teh face

a fun way of telling others to shut the fuck up because they sound like a bonifide retard

you shut teh face, only open teh face to eat teh toasty oats

by boonis January 8, 2004

shut teh face

recommending someone to shut up before an object of round quality is shoved in the mouth

shut teh face, only allowed open when eating teh toasty oats

by kevinP January 8, 2004

shut teh face

Commonly pronounced SHUT TEH FACE, as spelled, STF should always be capitalized when used online. It is the most 1338 way of saying shut the fuck up cause your way n00ber than yours truly.

erik-otaku : Whatever toast, come to the next party and ill own you.
min.dan: SHUT TEH FACE.

by min.dan June 16, 2003