Kylein

Kylein is easy to fall in love with. He will say he loves you and he's not lying but he will also be saying the same thing to someone else. They're a fuck boy. Kylein can't stick to one girl. He doesn't know how to express his feelings. Kylein is the most nicest and chilliest person to hang with. Kylein is a great friend though, he will always be there for you whenever you need. His ex' will always be hitting him up because he's hard to get over. He's easy to be friends with, just stay friends no more. HE WILL BREAK YOUR HEART.

Kylein did either with her or with her, he needs to make up his mind.

Or

"Man, Kylein such a good friend"

by Honesty_ January 21, 2018

Jared Kleinman

The real star of Dear Evan Hansen. He eats bathbombs (lov the cronch)

"You know that guy in our school, Jared Kleinman?"
"Yea, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!!"

by Non-Billyver July 17, 2018

Jared Kleinman

The coolest person you will ever meet. He is sarcastic and chill to hide his awkwardness and the fact that he feels as alone as Evan Hansen. Once you get him to open up, however, he is super awesome and hilarious. You’ll always have a great time with Jared Kleinman.

That guy from our school...
Jared Kleinman?
Yes, the insanely cool Jared Kleinman!
-Sincerely Me Reprise

by magicsnowman29 July 16, 2018

Jared Kleinman

a character from the musical Dear Evan Hansen who is a literal meme in glasses

How was your math test?
It was rough!
Ooh, kinky!
Oh my god, you are such a Jared Kleinman.

by a rare non-offensive username June 29, 2017

jared kleinman

An "insanely cool" guy who eats bath bombs.

"I'm at least sixty-percent sure that Jared Kleinman is gay for Evan Hansen."

"Hey, Connor! Loving the new haircut, very school shooter chic."

-Jared Kleinman

by whorecruxes June 1, 2017

kleinsen

The adorable ship between the two characters from Broadway’s ‘Dear Evan Hansen’ (as well as the recently adapted book), Jared Kleinman and Evan Hansen. Jared shows feelings constantly throughout the plot, caring about Evan more than he says he does.

Shippers of Kleinsen tend to speculate that Jared lies about his ‘car insurance’ as a way to get closer to Evan. They also suspect jealousy of Evan’s relationship with Zoe Murphy.

This ship is fucking adorable fight me.

Kleinsen is the best ship in DEH there is no denying it

by WindwakerGamer November 16, 2018

kleinisd

KleinISD is a bitch ass school district that everyone FUCKING hates, with annoying ass teachers, fake ass friends, and ugly ass bitches

That nigga stupid, ugly and fake, oh he go to kleinisd

by Pussyeater247 January 25, 2018