WARNING: This feat is for experienced
sex-ers only, do not attempt without medical assistance nearby!
When a couple reaches a point in their relationahip in which they have tried every possible
sex feat and position, they should attempt a Fig Bewton. To incite pleasure in the
female, the male stands in a ready position directly behind the
female. The male then (wearing a large boot)
kicks the female in the Vascular Chasm Cavity (anus) or in the pussy. The male'
s foot must become lodged inside the female, he may have to attempt repeatedly. Once lodged, the male wriggles his foot out of the boot in a pleasurable way for the female. Once out he may proceed to "fuck" the boot, and yank it out. Now proceed to the nearest medical facility immediately!