amortentia 

A potion that detects who you are romantically involved with by its scent. It’s smell is different for everyone, but gives off the scent of the one you love, as you’d (probably) recognize your lover’s scent.

A potion from the big wide world of Harry Potter.

Harry lifts the potion to his nose, inhaling the scent, but instead of the sweet smell of Ginny’s hair wash, he was drowned in vanilla, burning firewood, and... hair gel?

“What is it Harry?”

“Oh, uhm, nothing.”

(Whoops he’s in love with Draco)

Amortentia; your best friend, or your worst nightmare?

amortentia by Saesh January 6, 2018

anortextia 

the weak, frail physique that comes from too much texting

Joe, put down your phone, you're developing anortextia!

anortextia by hiiiiii12 December 20, 2008

Amoriental 

A word describing an individual who isn't Asian but who is only attracted to Asians.

Note this word's root to the Latin "amo, amare" meaning "to love" and "Oriental" referring to people from the Orient.

Now isn't that clever.

How come Parker only goes out with Asian girls? He must be amoriental!

Amoriental by AnoNyyyMouSeeZzz June 17, 2009