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Farkhorn 

A lesbian bisexual man with three penises and a constant hard-on. Constantly asks for sexual devices and acts from unsuspecting passerbys. When aroused, attacks person(s) and rapes their belly button.

CAUTION: When confronted by a Farkhorn, do NOT run! Their sight is based on movement!
Little Suzie, look out! A farkhorn!

Can you give I give you an Alaskan Firedragon, pretty lady?

Ah no! It doesn't fit in there!

*Rip*
Farkhorn by B Keel May 5, 2005
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Farkhonda 

Farkhonda can be annoying, funny, and kind. She cheers you up when you’re sad. And she has the best hugs and a relationship can last forever. Be friends with Farkhonda!
Friend: Farkhonda is my best friend!

Teacher: why?

Friend: she always makes me cheer up when I’m sad, and she is very kind!
Farkhonda by iiMarwx October 30, 2021
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farthorn 

Someone who is insincere and full of bluster
I wouldn’t pay too much notice of her, she’s a farthorn.
farthorn by ForestLion June 12, 2025