Angry Pirate 

The act of recieving oral sex while standing up right, ending with the reciever not only shooting his sperm rocket into one of the giver's eyes, but also kicking the giver in one of his/her shins, thereby hindering the giver with a "peg leg" and a defunct eye.

Avast! While giving Scott an angry pirate, I ordered him to walk the plank. ARRRRRR

Angry Pirate by Red Beard October 18, 2003

angry pirate 

When a man (or even woman in some cases) is recieving oral sex and pulls out of their partners mouth, only to ejaculate into their eye. The reciepient of the ejaculation will then stand up and cover their eye with their hand. During this, the opposite partner will then kick their now sightless partner and run off like a wuss as the poor cripple hobbles after them.

Last night my boyfriend thought he'd be a punk smart-ass and give me an angry pirate. That pussy ran off like a little girl and you know I chased after him. I caught his goddamn ass and kicked him in the nuts, so now he's chained up in my basement.

~FYI: True story.~

angry pirate by Lori-SPED May 30, 2007

angry pirate 

Angry pirate is when you piss off a homeless man with a eye patch and a missing leg and then run away as he hobbles away

"dude I got chased down by a angry pirate today". "poor guy kept tripping, then he got hit by a car"

angry pirate by Whit3 September 10, 2018

Angry Pirate 

Girl is giving you blowjob but you tell her you don't want to finish her mouth (play the nice guy angle). Instead, you hold her head close as you finish in her eye (right eye preferable). As she stumbling around like a drunken hobo, you kick her in the shins really hard. As you're running away, peek over your left shoulder. If you've done everything right, you should see an angry pirate!

Yargh! I gave your sister the old angry pirate last night!

Angry Pirate by Xtrminatr September 16, 2005

Angry Pirate 

This is a Caribbean method. First get your girlfriend to give you head, but before youre done, squirt her in her eye with- you know- causing her to lose vision... then when she stands up, kick her in her shin. Watch her hold her eye and hop on 1 leg- AARGH!!!

She didn't like the parrot for her birthday after the angry pirate incident

Angry Pirate by Sultan O'Saints April 23, 2005

Angry Pirate 

The act of having sex with your female partner and at the point of ejaculation aim and shoot your sperm in her eye. She will then grab her eye, at which point you kick her in the shin. She will hop around the room holding her eye and shin and screaming like an angry pirate.

Got down and dirty with the missus last night and gave her an angry pirate, she wasn't happy!

Angry Pirate by Dickie Brooks October 21, 2007

angry pirate 

Angry Pirate- is when you cum in someones eye and kick them in the shin making them hold there eye and hop around on one foot saying "Arrrh!" Just like an angry pirate LoL

Shut up bitch, or I'll give you the angry pirate.

angry pirate by James P. Owens August 10, 2006