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Reinventing the Dildo 

1: Calling a preexisting sexual position/sexual act by a nonconventional name.

2: An expression used when a person "invents", unknowingly, an already existing sexual novelty.
Ex. 1:

Bob: Dude, me and Linda totally did a double decker last night!

Frank: Bro, it's called 69. No need to reinvent the dildo.

Ex. 2:

Bob: I came up with this awesome idea last night. Just hear me out, but what if we video tape people doing it and put it on the internet??

Frank: Bob, it's called porn. Stop reinventing the dildo.

reinvention 

The art or act of changing one's self, Re creating one's Image
I've been the same for to long, time for a Reinvention
reinvention by Misterwoodstreet December 17, 2015

reinventing the wheel 

Starting something over completely from scratch when there is already something prepared. Often done unnecessarily and for the purpose of taking full credit.
Michelle: Did you see the dress Jenny made? It's just like that one we saw at the mall, except the straps cross.

Carly: Why didn't she just alter that one? She's always reinventing the wheel.

The Bases (reinvented)

1st Base- Kissing, even peck (yes you went to first base with gam gam)
2nd Base- Boobs stuff
3rd Base- Below the belt action
4th Base- The grand Slam
69th Base- ;)

reinvent the wheel 

to needlessly duplicate the basics of a method
If we have the technology to clean up the atmosphere, why do we always try to reinvent the wheel?
A growing youtuber that shitposts on the internet, he loves anime and has several waifus (hes cool like that rawr xDDD). He enjoys Dota 2 and defines himself as "radical" with his skateboarding skills
"Have you heard of Reinen?"
"HELL YEAH DUDE HES RAD"
Reinen by OCGDicker August 27, 2016