Johnny Carson 

The true king of late night television. Lived from 1925-2005. Everyone else is only pale copies compared to him.

He hosted the Tonight Show for 30 years.

Johnny Carson by jesster79 January 25, 2005

Johnny Carson 

Whiskey with an Alka-Seltzer in it.

I woke up hungover as hell and made myself a Johnny Carson.

Johnny Carson by Roth Vantage October 21, 2017

Johnny Carson 

When a mustached man (or women) goes down on a girl and their lush mustache tickles the girls vagina ever so slightly. The girl should make a purring noise.

Mustached Man: OMG! tickle tickle tickle young one
Young One: purrrrr
Mustached Man: I love your firm boobies HAHAHAHA silly women

Johnny Carson by Mike H a.k.a AsIaN bLaZer February 16, 2005

johnny carson spot

the closest parking spot you can get to the location you are going to. (example: in front of a bar, your apartment, a store, etc.)

MAN#1 "Where'd you park?"
MAN#2 "Dude, I got the Johnny Carson Spot, right out front."

johnny carson spot by jmattei March 10, 2008