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technovation 

short for "technology and innovation" - a radical new approach, process or product from a technological sphere or dimension.
The technovation amazon, Microsoft and Facebook have brought in the IT world over the last ten years is just impressive.
technovation by tohjensen July 26, 2016

techstration 

The inability to receive a cognitive or helpful response from I.T. staff resulting in extreme frustration.
I got a bad case of techstration... Just got done talking to Wesley. WTF? I'm leaving before I throw my computer down the stairs. See you all tomorrow.
techstration by schmittyhex September 18, 2015

technorating 

Researching through blogs using blog's search engines like technorati.
A: I was technorating under my nickname and I just found out that Susie Lou had a crush on me during last year prom night.

B: Susie who?

A: The nympho that always shows her cleavage to Prof. Little.

B: You could've got laid bro.

A: And your girl wants to deepthroat me.
technorating by fl!ps!de December 8, 2006

technobation

masturbation, with the assistance of technological advances (webcam, phone, text messages)
I just had an incredible technobation sesh with my long distance boyfriend
technobation by robdub November 2, 2010

techlation 

when something sracastic is lost between verbal expression and typed expression
I was being sarcastic but techlation didn't work.
techlation by RedWhite&58 April 10, 2020

Techsation 

The feeling of relief and satisfaction when technology finally cooperates and works smoothly.
After hours of troubleshooting, she finally experienced that sweet moment of techsation when everything worked perfectly. 🙌💻😌
Techsation by Marc2.0 August 11, 2023