dumber than a box of rocks 

when ur pretty dumb. my mom says this to me all the time.

Ur dumber than a box of rocks
-what?
shut up dumbass

dumber than a box of rocks by barbarino April 18, 2005

dumber than a box of rocks 

Phrase describing a person who lacks the collective intelligence of a box of rocks; possibly a bit more intelligent or a bit less intelligent than a person who is dumb as a rock.

John lit a match so he could see where the gas was leaking out; he's dumber than a box of rocks.

dumber than a box of rocks by Rocky Balbowa December 20, 2007

Dumber than a Box of Rocks 

That guy name Jake from Rocket League

Jake is dumber than a box of rocks on any game we play

Dumber than a Box of Rocks by Thatboiinblue February 23, 2021

Dumber than a box of rocks 

Anyone who needs this definition. I mean, it’s stated in the name. Dumber than a box of rocks refers to people who are cocky, but extremely dumb.

“How many planets in our solar system are there?”
“I think like… 17? Yeah.”
“Holy crap, they’re dumber than a box of rocks!”

Dumber than a box of rocks by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022

Dumber than a box of rocks 

Extremely dumb.

My friend has a few goldfish. They're dumber than a box of rocks, she says as they NEVER stop eating!

Dumber than a box of rocks by Caramelcoatedrabbit19 May 12, 2022

dumber than a box of retarded rocks

When being compared to a box of rocks would be an insult to rocks everywhere.

When being compared to retards would be an insult to retards everywhere.

Dude, you are dumber than a box of retarded rocks.

dumber than a box of retarded rocks by RabbiRob July 2, 2006

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022