A handsome caveman that lived 45,000 years ago and had been completely frozen in the frigid
North Pole. After being excavated by a team of
scientists Spagooger is transferred back to
the states and now roams the wild lands of America pounding rocks together making incoherent sounds and speaking in broken Caveman American.
Scientist : Do you
understand me Spagooger?
Spagooger : me poop. poop needle on floor.
Scientist : How did you live through all these
centuries Spagooger?
Spagooger : Me cold. Sleep so no cold. Wake up no cold anymore. No more sharp teeth
giant chicken.