girthinator 

A living specimen that has so much girth one cannot handle

Jeez that dick is so wide it's a girthinator

girthinator by dan_dan_521 August 7, 2017

girvinator 

A mechanical or computer aided device that disects small problems into large problems usually added background support data including a abundant use of falsehoods.

The girvinator got a hold on to the KOTAC issue and it exploded into a national incident.

girvinator by Todd Obie September 4, 2007

The Girvinator 

A sexual move, in which the dominant partner collects the submissive partners diarrhea, puts it in a blow horn and blows into it, spewing the diarrhea onto the submissive partners face.

My mailman hit The Girvinator on my mom last night!

The Girvinator by LooseTrash May 1, 2025