Black person
1: Last night at the bar a white guy hurled
racist abuse, then called me an ape and a monkey.
Black person 2: Wow - But white people's skin color is exactly the same as pigs. I hope you told him so.
Black person
1: Yeah, I called him a pigskin who can't even leave his house in low temperatures without putting on sunscreen.
Black Person
1: Man, that's funny.