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Three eleven 

Your friend is going to a concert and he calls it three one one.
It is three eleven silly not three one one.
Three eleven by Kuehlstein February 18, 2018

Elven Tree Branch

1.) When receiving oral sex (preferably by a midget), the male guides the woman's head in a forward and backwards motion by tightly gripping her ears.

2.) Arrows made by elves used to kill prostitutes.
1.) I heard Legolas treebranched Pippin in the last movie.

2.) Why does my mother have elven tree branches in her heart?
Elven Tree Branch by Elvenelder October 22, 2010