grufflepimp 

Usually confused with "Mrs. Grufflepuff",, from the orphanage I send my children to when the misbehave. One of my middle daughters,, Abbey,, visits Mrs. Grufflepuff on the daily basis,, as she is my worst child. Abbey has described her as, "An overly aggressive lady who can be a whore at some points to the human being she chooses". She has repeatedly put Abbey in the spider box. Which is exactly what it seems: a box full of spiders ready to eat you alive at any given time. Do not be fooled and think I am not a good father. In fact,, I am the best father in the entire world.

"No! Not Mrs. Grufflepimp!"

grufflepimp by Spacedadmeag June 16, 2017