earth muff 

Dirty ebony hairy twatter

Don't fuck that slut nugget, she got that earth muff. . . She picked up everything all over the world.

earth muff by Big Bad Jenna May 1, 2017

70's earth momma muff 

when a girls twat is soooooo hairy she looks like she stepped out of a porno from the 70's.

GOOD GOD WOMAN DONT YOU TRIM DAT BUSH OF YOURS!?!
No, I'm a 70's earth momma and this is my muff.

70's earth momma muff by tony January 24, 2004

earth muffin 

Environmentally conscience, socially aware, recycles when she can, prefers organic or natural products, and will drive out of the way to support mom and pop before large consumer corporations. She’s a modern hippy but also has a practical side. She’s cute, showers regularly, and encourages others to do the right thing without being judgmental or critical.

Store Checker: Would you prefer paper or plastic?
Earth Muffin: I brought my own reuseable duffle! It's made out of recycled materials, too.

earth muffin by JennX March 27, 2008

earth muffin 

hippie/enviro/tree-hugger girls, especially the cute ones, and with a good connotation.

I'm gonna head down to the Green Festival and try to pick me up an earth muffin.

earth muffin by Mark Zim January 2, 2009

earth muffin 

Hippie, biker chick, who implements Brainworks.

Kim is an earth muffin.

earth muffin by fortgiffen November 16, 2011

earthmuffin

person (usually a female) who acts/looks like a hippie (to some) without drug use

youre not a hippie youre an earthmuffin.

earthmuffin by ashley J. July 5, 2007