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Urban Dictonary

Teacher: "Ok children today your writing a paragraph on sexual intercourse."

Kid 1: "hmm where can I get a good definition for penis?"

Kid 2: "Go to Urban Dictonary!"

Kid 1: "Good idea!"

*Kid 1 goes to Urban Dictonary to look up penis*

10 year old school computer: Sorry, this website has been blocked.

Kid 1: "Im dropping out."
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Urban Dictonary

The thing ur on rn
I go on urban Dictonary every daz

urban dictonary

The site you're on now, dipshit.
YOU'RE ON URBAN DICTONARY, DIPSHIT!!
urban dictonary by IDIDATHING March 5, 2016

urban dictonary

The place where one goes to piss away two hours looking up words like "computer" or "geek' "Assclown" and "emo"
Pixie spent an entire sunday afternoon looking up silly words :)
urban dictonary by Pixie05 July 6, 2005

Urban Dictonary

Urban dictonary The only site where you can find lyrics to fuck a duck
Urban Dictonary by Joe jones January 14, 2013

urban dictonary

Where you are now. a very entertaining and addictive website that can bring so many laughs. a place to waste your time. a place to go when your slacking off at work. a place to find very weird and creative sex positions.
Guy # 1 with no life: I spent all fucking day on the urban dictonary, dude

Guy # 2: Get a life, bro
urban dictonary by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009

Urban Dictonary

Urban Dictionary is a complete shit hole of a site that only wankers use.