woulfed 

To Own someone. Or also used as pwnd or stole. Mid-latin era.

"Damn sucka he just woulfed yo ass"

woulfed by APC May 13, 2005

dick wolfed 

To end something too soon.

"I waited the whole time to see the verdict and then they just dick wolfed me!"

"Oh, Detective Stabler, even though your show just dick wolfed me, I still love you!"

dick wolfed by danny boyyyy October 9, 2006

Dick Wolfed 

When a movie or TV show leaves you hanging; wondering what happened. No real ending or conclusion to a story.

Wait, what happened.?!? I just watched a three hour movie and totally got Dick Wolfed.!!

Dick Wolfed by emmmmers June 1, 2016

Dick Wolfed 

To get roped into another episode of Law and Order by the opening scene that immediately follows the previous episode.

"I swore to myself I'd start my paper after the first episode, but I kept getting Dick Wolfed by the SVU marathon."

Dick Wolfed by thebetterfriend2 December 6, 2011

wolfed 

v., wolfed, wolfing. 1. to be up a creek without a paddle. 2. to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it all away. 3. to get screwed over more than anyone, yet not get screwed.

I'm a 3rd year ranger; I have to be selected for Rayado. What, Buddy Jones? Wolfed again!

wolfed by wolfman86 January 26, 2009

wolfed 

to eat a pack of goldfish within 10 minutes

Dang girl, you wolfed that pack down. Daaaaang!

wolfed by PB Andjay July 17, 2006

she wolfed 

when a group of women live together or spend a lot of time together their monthly cycles tend to sync up.

or

when another woman on her period causes you to start your period early

(since women's cycles are often linked with the moon, it's not hard to make the leap from women's time of the month to werewolves and their monthly change)

I would have gone home with him, but my roommate "she wolfed" me and I couldn't.

she wolfed by sovereigncookies July 15, 2011