The Pirate 

When you are getting a blow job, and you wait and ejaculate in her eye. After that you kick her in the leg so shes hobbling on one leg and has one had on her eye, proceed to fuck! She will be saying "ARGGGH!!!"

I gave my girlfriend "The Pirate" last night, and she still can't get the jiz out of her eye!

The Pirate by Superman April 6, 2003

the pirate 

when you are about to blow your load, take it out and shoot it in one of the girl's eyes. when she gets up to go rinse out her eye, kick her in the shin so she hobbles like a dirty blind pirate

dag yo, the bitch was hobblin around after a gave her the pirate

the pirate by preston sims October 1, 2005

the pirate 

when you blow a load in a chicks eye, then kick her in the shin. she then hops around on one leg with one eye open yelling aaarrrrrrgh!

that bitch is the pirate

the pirate by wopski March 18, 2008

the pirate 

when you are riding a girl from behind, you take out your cock, spit on her back, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. the result is she will say "aaaaarr"

here is the pirate:
"oh that's good"
*hoch* *ptoo*
"what the f..."
*splat*
*gasp*
*kick*
"aaaarrrr"

the pirate by Mark Mulholland July 27, 2006

The Pirate 

The Pirate is when you take someone from behind and right when you're getting ready to blow your load you tell them, but instead of actually cumming you spit on their back and naturally they turn around to look, just then you shoot your actual load in their eye in which they grasp and cover it up with one hand afterward. As they stand up to ask you what that was all about you kick them in the shin. Now they're hobbling with one eye covered, hence the pirate.

I drank Rum mixed with gunpowder and then made your mother the pirate

The Pirate by dragnov November 2, 2006

The Pirate 

Driving home from the bar shitfaced and having to cover one eye to prevent seeing double.

Clyde McBride: "Bro I got shitfaced last night at the bar and had to do the pirate to get home!" Kill: "Dude you're a shitbag!"

The Pirate by Kill2009whoopthatass January 30, 2009

The pirate 

guy cums in your eye and you yell arghhhhh.

When a guy cums in your eye and you yell argh it's called the pirate.

The pirate by Finger bang February 9, 2014