Skip to main content

bearshare

Share definition
A completely useless file sharing program that's nearly impossible to get for free. It sucks only a bit more than LimeWire, but still beats the shit out of Kazaa.

See also bitch, computer killer, etc.
BearShare is a bitch. Just download it on BitTorrent.
by RawrxXiHateDrama July 31, 2006
Flag
mugGet the bearshare mug.

Bearshare

Share definition
A great P2P file sharing program which has fast servers and download times, i highly recommend Bearshare.
Did you download that song on Bearshare?
by Little_chris October 20, 2004
Flag
mugGet the Bearshare mug.

Bearshare

Share definition
Downloading Program...way better than kazzaa and limewire. only EMUlE can beat it.
"hey i need to use bs...let me on the comp"
Flag
mugGet the Bearshare mug.

Bearshare

Share definition
the best P2P filehsaring program ever created by anyone in the world ever. also a cool name.
Rob sent me bearshare last nite, i downloaded the new slipknot single so fast i almost jizzed my panties.
Flag
mugGet the Bearshare mug.

bearshare

Share definition
A progam which you can download music.
I used bearshare the other day to download these songs.
by goosie April 10, 2004
Flag
mugGet the bearshare mug.
A guy who admires, seeks or dates husky large man with lots of body hair. The chaser is not necessarily a "bear" themselves
I love large hairy gay men I am a bearchaser
by Jonnie James August 18, 2004
Flag
mugGet the bearchaser mug.

Bearsnake

Share definition
A combination of two common football exercises. A serpentine, which requires those participating to jog across the football field using the horizontal yard lines as a path. Those doing a serpentine will start at one endzone and snake their way up five yards for each trip across the field until they've reached the other endzone.

A serpentine becomes a bearsnake when combined with bear crawls. Those unlucky enough to endure the pain of a single bearsnake will experience over 1,000 yards of bearcrawling back and forth across the field.

Because of the infamous difficulty of a bearsnake, the name has become a synonym for anyone who is stupid, retarded, socially awkward, or just plain derpy. If someone calls someone else a bearsnake it means they think so lowly of the person that their mere presence inspires the same pain as one would feel from doing bearsnakes.

Snakey (adj.) is used to describe people or things that possess attributes comparable to bearsnakes. It is not correct to say, "They are bearsnakey" or "They are like a bearsnake." One should exercise the use of this word in these situations.
Football Guy #1: Dude, I did 1/4 of a bearsnake yesterday!

Football Guy #2: Dude, no way! That shit's crazy difficult!

------------------------------------------------------------------

Guy #1: I just heard from Tori that Jason prematurely ejaculates!

Guy#2: I'm not surprised. Jason is such a bearsnake.

Guy #1: Yeah, I guess he IS pretty snakey.
by TheAlmighty8 July 15, 2011
Flag
mugGet the Bearsnake mug.