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Bantchester United 

Bantchester United aka history fc is a club polluted by shameless fans. They can finish 10th and still chat about winning the treble in 99 πŸ’€
Person 1: who do you support

Person 2: bantchester United
Bantchester United by Ermerok August 8, 2023
1. To be colossally stupid

2. To have the looks of a Serbian War Criminal
"Imaad, why are you wearing that black hoodie? You look like a real Bantchev,"
Bantchev by abhayk March 9, 2017
Someone who is a bitch, but not a total bitch; a likeable bitch.
-You know Rigo?

-Yah, I love that guy
-Yah, me to too he’s totally a bautch.
Bautch by XxCH4RG3RxX1 January 25, 2019
Someone who is a bitch and a fruit at the same time, specifically a banana
banitch by Proud cuntaloupe March 3, 2017

Banuthwinkletoefucksooslenoodusphobia 

The fear that someone is going to put a banana in your mouth while you are asleep.
Person 1: "Hey man, I have Banuthwinkletoefucksooslenoodusphobia"

Person 2: "What?"

Person 1: "It is a fear of someone putting a banana in your mouth when you're asleep"

Person 2: "Ah, ok"
person displaying extreme levels of banter
Jalen is such a bantchu, he loves to smell
Bantchu by T_rackz April 25, 2022