A spidernaut is a spider that crawls onto your penis while your jacking off and then gets rocketed off of said penis after you cum, making it a Spidernaut.

Man, I saw a spidernaut last night, that guy flew up so high that he hit the ceiling!

Spidernaut by Billy Gutenburg August 10, 2020

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spidergutzz

a super cool and sexy person. They watch anime and they are super boring irl. But that’s okay because they are super cool and sexy. They also main razor in genshin impact and is a James kinnie(pokemon)

spidergutzz thinks milfs are super wow

spidergutzz will punt you to the sun if you hate on their mutuals

spidergutzz loves their mutuals

spidergutzz draws sometimes but really sucks ass at it

spidergutzz by skeletoncrows February 25, 2021

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Nutella Slider

When you rub Nutella on your balls and slide it all over a chicks face.

Costco had a sale going on a giant jar of Nutella, so I bought it and gave your whole family a Nutella Slider.

Nutella Slider by Nick On Acid November 24, 2011

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