jew time 

The time schedule that people of jewish orientation use; Being on jew time means one is incapable of being either early or on time.

I told her to be here for 3 but she's on jew time so she didn't show up till about 410.

jew time by Jamamay April 2, 2011

jew time 

When a jew is having sex but he is too cheap to actually bust a nut, so he pulls out, finds a pringles can, busts in that mofo, then takes it to the sperm bank the next day to get his dolla dolla bills.

Keith was banging his girlfriend and he was about to blow his jew sperm, so he pulled out, did a little jig, shouted "Jew Time" busted in a pringles can, then took it to the sperm bank to get paid gangsta style.

jew time by Keith Cohen February 21, 2005

Time Jew 

Someone who is never on time to meet his friends, thus stealing (and hoarding) everyones time. A time jew is typically making excuses and justification for their tardiness, and always calling others prejudice against their type.

Every day I wait 15 minutes, beyond our meeting time, for Ajit to meet up with me for lunch. What a typical time jew, stealing all my free time!

Time Jew by TC Jenkins March 26, 2010

Time Jew 

A person who refuses to go back and fix something, in fear that they will lose their precious time for counting their money. They'd rather have something look like crap instead of fixing it.

Person: Oh wow. You just laced your shoes wrong.
Time Jew: ITS OKAY. theres no time to go back and fix it anyway.
Person: .. Holy time jew..

Time Jew by P!NKElEPHANT September 23, 2009

Part Time Jew 

Someone who does not believe in god but participates in jewish holidays because they feel jewish guilt.

synonym - jatheist

There were a lot of part time jews in my high school.

Part Time Jew by Camille12 April 5, 2023