little david

A little rambunctious brat who watches Ryan's toys review all of the time. He will demolish your candy. If you have a son named David while he's a toddler you would need a lot of patience with him. Good luck.

Man little David is really hyper.

little david by TeenKnows December 21, 2016

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Dirty Little David

People named David who are shorter than average... aprox. 4'9.5" - 5'1.5"
Known for constantly thinking about watching porn & watches porn every second he can.

'I know 3 short Davids & they're all the same... it's bizarre!' dirty little davids

Gets aroused easily over little things.
Will jerk off anywhere!!
Has been caught jerking in weird places including a kitchen sink.

"Where's David?"

"if he dissappears for too long he's definitely jerking off somewhere..."

Dirty Little David

Everyone has noticed Dirty Little David trying to hide his erection at some stage...

Dirty Little David by KeeksWilson August 20, 2019

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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