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Broadhurst 

The last name given to a person who loves to lie. These lies usually are fucking annoying and cancerous. The "Broadhurst" usually likes to steal things too. Broadhursts also like cats and usually seen playing fortnite with his boys.
Broadhurst: Hey Danny
Danny: Ya.
Broadhurst: The test isn't on the body parts.
Danny: Are you sure?
Broadhurst: Ya
*After the test*
Danny: Fucking Broadhurst.
Broadhurst: Wanna play fortnite?

The Broadhurst Rule 

Rule that is put into effect on certain social occasions that require multiple people to split a bill that could potentially cause complications. Someone must state ahead of time that the Broadhurst rule is "in effect" or else no one can be expected to observe it. When the rule is in effect, everyone attending the event must bring cash so no debit or credit cards have to be thrown onto the table in a massive, confusing pile. If someone forgets to observe the rule, they must pay for the whole bill with their card or leave right away at the beginning of the event.
You and 5 friends are going out to dinner to celebrate someone's birthday, ahead of time you state that the Broadhurst rule is "in effect" everyone except your friend Wayne brings cash to split the bill. Wayne now has to pay for the whole bill.
A brad who smashes your girl and gives her the wurst
Yo that bradwurst stuffed anonda (other guy) yeah I wouldn’t let my girl any where near that bradwurst
Bradwurst by Jack mehoff hard November 3, 2018

brohurst 

a brohurst is essentially a more upper class way to simply say bro. this word was made by a very good friend of mine and we are now brohursts and i have no problem with it. when this word is used it is putting you in a very very high position that will make you feel honored. do not take this for granted or take advantage of it! it is such an accomplishment to make it to this stage of a friendship and if you ever do - you’ve made it far my guy, i’m very proud!
brohursttttt, wassup??
brohurst by shawty8808 November 12, 2020
The dick of a person named brad.

A bradwurst is also a massive peice of schmeat.
Givin them the bradwurst is gonna hit them like when a train hits trees.
Bradwurst by Anarchon March 5, 2021

Brockhursting 

Slang for bullshit a lie to make themselves look better or for attention
Ah hes just brockhursting
Brockhursting by Phil-miaz January 23, 2024