Skip to main content
Humpledink: Mary, what's that on ye face?

Mary: Hmm? What ever do ye mean?

Humpledink: Right there! Aside ye nose.

Mary: Oh yes, this...hmm...pudding perhaps. Yes?

Humpledink: Mary...wait...tis...TIS SHYTE!
by Futureman June 29, 2004
Flag
mugGet the shyte mug.
Variant of shit, as how it was said in old English.
Ye olde stabble boy spend ye time on cleaning ye horses' shyte.
by Anonymous July 9, 2003
Flag
mugGet the shyte mug.
A shyte is a measure of information - usually on a computer. One shyte equals one byte. A shyte is used to measure corrupt data, bad programming and rubbish on the internet.
A spam message might contain 5 kiloshytes (KS), a virus-infected file attachment could be 1.5 megashytes (MS) in size, a bad sector on a hard disk might take up 3 megashytes. Something measured in gigashytes (GS)can be left to the imagination.
by MF April 13, 2004
Flag
mugGet the shyte mug.
Excrement which is too shy to leave the anus of a person at their desire time.
I was on the toilet for half an hour, waiting to get rid of a shyte, but it just wouldn't budge.
by RealMattDamon July 24, 2009
Flag
mugGet the Shyte mug.
a cancer stick, spliff, joint or other smokable object.
Let's go smoke some shyte mang.

Got any shyte?

I could really go for some shyte right about now.
by shyte monger September 26, 2006
Flag
mugGet the shyte mug.
A supremely shitty form of shit. Only to be used when wanting to emphasize the word shit or in replacement of the word shit.
Oh man I’ve had a shyte day.” “What kind of shyte is this?!” “Shyttteeee man, that’s some bullshyte right there.”
by the_shitty_shyte September 18, 2019
Flag
mugGet the Shyte mug.