Too F-ing bad, inF-ingcredible, no F-ing way Dude
Morfoulgan is a description of the action of inserting an expletive into a word or phrase. We do it all the time - there should be a word for it, shouldn't there.
Our Wing Commander said that those of us who will their have their own Talons could paint the nosecone of their aircraft with a name, and I'm going to have Valor Morgulus on mine!