instructive

describing a novel, e.g. The Giving Tree, from which an extroverted inebriate in tenleytown may or may not have received some knowledge or life lesson, upon reading, once.

however, to said inebriate, definition unknown.

"i read a novel once."
"was it INSTRUCTIVE?"
"i don't know what that means."
"oh, i'm very sorry. did you learn anything?"

instructive by suzabbareena January 17, 2005

instructions unclear 

Used whenever someone gives blatantly awful instructions and leaves the person trying to learn worse off than where he/she was originally.

"To set up the demodulator 9000, hook up the synthescope sync clock to the upper radial bearing of the elliptical upper casing ..."

"Instructions unclear: dick stuck in toaster."

instructions unclear by Dark Sneasel September 7, 2014

The Enclosed Instruction Book 

1. A video game guide booklet that comes packaged with the CD-i game "Hotel Mario".

2. A vary powerful item in the world of YouTube Poop, it has various abilities, and has enough power to even destroy God Luigi, the final form of Gay Luigi. It is believed to be controlled by Mario.

1. If you need instructions on howta get through duh hotels, check out The Enclosed Instruction Book.

2. Mah Boi, The Enclosed Instruction Book is what ALL true warriors STRIVE for!

The Enclosed Instruction Book by Splek January 22, 2009

Instructinar 

(N) The presentation of instructional material via a digital and/or prerecorded platform.

(V) Instructinaring. The act of presenting or creating an instructinar.

Maeve won’t let me listen to Colbert cuz she is being all responsible and doing an instructinar.

Instructinar by Teacher Smith August 28, 2020

weapons of math instruction 

Instruments for teaching mathematics can also include calculator, pen, rubber etc...

Some of those who carry WMIs, are suspected of being part of Al-Gebra -network.

The key members of Al-Gebra -network are claimed to have acquired vast amounts of Weapons of Math Instruction.

weapons of math instruction by Jussi April 29, 2004

instructions unclear 

A phrase said when either the instructions were vague or not understood. Usually followed by getting one's genitals stuck in household appliances.

Instructions: To get your witchmax-2000 broomstick up and running you must sacrifice 1 virgin(whose first name must start with an 'X') on an altar which has the shape of the map of Argentina while reading the bible backwards in an Australian accent while writing the solution of three complex differential equations on the altar with a black bpelikan/b marker.
Once complete, proceed with soaking the bat feathers in the virgin blood and your good to go.

User: Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in the toaster. Help..?

instructions unclear by SirBarks alot July 14, 2016

enclosed instruction book 

What you check out when you need instructions on how to get through the hotels.

"If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."

enclosed instruction book by Justin Thorson September 10, 2008