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ZOOMorial Service

A contingency online funerary requiem forced by COVID social gathering restrictions.
I'm so sorry to hear about your brother.
Yeah, very sad. He was only 42.
What are the funeral plans?
We can't have one. It's gonna be a ZOOMorial Service because of COVID.
Damn, send me an invite.
ZOOMorial Service by YAWA January 28, 2021

zoomorphic 

Assigning a Person, Event or Diety with qualities of that with an animal.
Nekos (Cat People), Inus (dog People), Ookami (wolf People), etc.

Not to be confused with a Furry (An Anthropomorphic Animal, Object, or Inhuman subject)

"Hey! That Person is a damn Furry!"
"No. Correction, they are actually Zoomorphic. A HUMAN who has some similar qualities of which you can tell... CLEARLY YOU STILL SEE THE DAMN SKIN AND HUMAN FEATURES!"
"B-but.... it's a Furr-fag"
"NO! Do they look like they originated on all damn fours?! I don't think so!"

(*Added Note* NO YIFFING HERE YOU DAMN DEGENERATES! TAKE YOUR STAR FOX DREAMS AND GTFO!)
zoomorphic by Lumenia Strauss April 24, 2018
Preforming actions of a sexual nature on the modern enterprise video communication company that is Zoom with one or more people.
Person 1: It sucks that the Rona is keeping us apart.

Person 2: Well we can always zoomrgy.
Zoomrgy by Soy_pablito_escobark April 27, 2020

zoomorphism 

The shit GravelDie just came up with to prove he is not furry.
I am no fucking furry, i just like animals with human features, that's called zoomorphism!!!!
zoomorphism by GravelDie November 27, 2017
Rick rolling somebody via zoom, wether it be sending the link in chat, singing it, typing the lyrics into chat, screen sharing the video, or just playing through your mic.
One of my classmates zoomrolled me!
zoomroll by Whythisword December 4, 2020

Zooom gloom

The feeling of sluggishness, drowsiness, or laziness after spending hours indoors on Zoom. Similar to what one may feel on a rainy day or after sleeping in too late.
I have so many upcoming assignments but don't feel like looking at a screen one minute more after being on Zoom for the past 8 hours; this Zooom gloom is hitting me today
Zooom gloom by Meechie_Meech January 15, 2021