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The name of a generic verbal flame-war that appears at LAN's. While usually located in proximity to Matt, this style of flame war is spreading like a plage, and cannot be stopped.

Like The Your mum insult, and the 1337 language and n00bs alike, this style of flame war is devolving the english language to the point of an ape, and can be seen devolving within a 5-minute time period.
"Your mum!"
"No, your matt!"
"No, you suck!"
"No, you!"
"You!"
"graaar!"
"ble%^#$*#%#h"
(More indistinguishable grunts appear at this point, at loud volume.)
your matt by Lord Phobos March 15, 2005
is he you're matt?

Yeah, i'm the one dating him.
your matt by ramen noodle April 16, 2005
A gay insult. Just like your mom except you can use any name inplace of MATT.
Henery:You suck
Bill:Your mom sucks
Mr. Wiffle:Your matt sucks your mom.
Everyone besides Mr. Wiffle: Ow damn i got TOLD.
your matt by Qoob May 10, 2005
Generic insult derived from the name of a young 'Gaming Legend' who, according to law, tries to 'pwn y0ur b4535', and fails miserably every time.
'Jeez, ya Matt... quit eating my motherfucking chips.'

'Haha, check out that stupid Matt over there...'
your matt by Chibiviscerator March 15, 2005
A derivation of Your mum, in which you reveal the stupidity of their insults.
Tool: Your mum!
You: No, your matt!
your matt by Lord Phobos March 13, 2005
When a tool continuously uses the words ya mum for a whole 5 minutes or more.
Matt: ya mum

You: no, your matt
your matt by deadly pansy March 14, 2005