yankin off 

to listen to the funniest American Sports podcast available on itunes!

oh my god I was yankin off last night, they were really ripping the Yankees!

yankin off by maximusuk October 30, 2011

U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off

Its phrase/ figure of speech that means like ''you got to be kidding me''

U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off if you think you can fit more girl in your sudan than i can fit in my van

U Gotta Be Yankin My Dick Off by SHLAMY August 24, 2019

Yanking off 

When one masturbates by retracting his foreskin all the way down, holding it with his thighs, and then using lube instead of the foreskin for the up and down motion.
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts

Person 1: "damn, my dick is destroyed, I think I exaggerated last night."
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"

Yanking off by anonymous July 4, 2024

Yanking my Dick off 

another phrase for youve gotta be kidding me

You won the big game? Man you gotta be yanking my dick off

Yanking my Dick off by swooceking October 16, 2016

you got to be yanking my dick off 

A similar expression to, "you got to be kidding me!" But better.

Harris-"Dude, I forgot my keys in my car!"
Timothy-"You got to be yanking my dick off! Again?!"

you got to be yanking my dick off by Ron Swanson... December 23, 2017