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sir yachted 

When you shit your pants because of the food you ate.
I almost sir yachted myself thanks to the Mexican food on my road trip with no toilets anywhere.
sir yachted by Senior 💩 August 16, 2024
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To get interrupted by a parent while playing an (online) video game, usually when in a voice call with others.
We were clutching the finals of the Ardent tourney and that fool got yachoed right when we were bout to take that W!! Fuck!!!
yachoed by Kings Clan November 7, 2016
One that often wears washed, authentic, original, sperry top-siders, blue and white stripped lacoste polos, and beige chino shorts with a blue and white stripped belt.
Chris is a yachter.
yachter by McDowell January 13, 2009

yachter daughter

The young, beautiful daughter(s) of a rich old man (the yachter) who spend their summers tanning on a raft tied behind their father's luxury boat (the yacht), or on the bow of said boat, and who enjoy being gazed upon by young, good-looking lifeguards on the shore.
Lifeguard in tower: Guys! There's a new boat that just moored out in the cove and it's got a yachter daughter!

Lifeguard on ground: Toss down those binoculars, we gotta check it out!

Lifeguard in tower: Nah dude, just make the swim and introduce yourself!
yachter daughter by kjekk January 21, 2011

Yachterbator

Twink Republican Congressman privately on Grindr but publicly against all things gay, typically preppy northeastern looking with a vacant yet threatening stare, a sweater and a vest and flat brown shoes. May attend yacht parties. Dates girls for mom. Loves being naked under a white sheet and pointy hat with other men.
I saw a group of right wing yachterbators with Stephen Miller, guffawing over his jokes and butt and dick tapping before they drafted the anti LGBTQ memo. They drank appletinis afterwards and had a boxer and sock party to celebrate.
Yachterbator by Snarklandia December 2, 2024

yachtdog 

I person typically
Yet not always a man
Who spends or spent the majority of their life
Yachtdogging
Pretty much as it sounds

Throwing their hotdog at the wall
The yachtdog army went to shore for more yachtdogettes.