xilf 

x-ray i'd like to fuck

Nurse - So what did you break?
Chuck Norris - Someone's face
Billy - Ohhh it hurts.... He freakin roundhouse kicked me!
Nurse - Here put your face on the table to take an x-ray
Chuck Norris - Holy shit thats the finest xilf i've ever seen!
Nurse - You can't see x-rays they're invisible.
Chuck Norris - Maybe to you mortals but I'm Chuck Norris
Nurse - Oh yeah sorry i forgot.

xilf by hastatus3 October 25, 2009

XILF 

Acronym for "Xylophone I'd Like (to) Fuck"

Damn holmes what a XILF! Her keys are in all the right colors if you know what I mean! I mean I want to stick my cock in between them.

XILF by Trumpet Blower July 16, 2006

xilf 

Xenophobe I'd Like to Fuck

Their curious fear of strangers not withstanding, trolling for xilfs remains one of life's finer pleasures. That and killing hitchhikers.

xilf by Johnny Eightball July 8, 2004

xilften 

Netflix inverted

-I'm on xilften right now !

-WTF IS XILFTEN ???

xilften by Firecow August 21, 2020

Xilfs 

A collection of the sexiest individuals known to man

Cancel my 10:30 meeting with xilfs Margret, the rapture has begun

Xilfs by Inspect_ma_balls January 21, 2020