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wullie broon 

he is a cube headed boy from ayr academy, he often goes hunting rabbits and fishing, he likes to go caravan to get raped bye the owners, he wears glasses and a wig to fit in, often has dillemas with quote sheets and simple tasks, his dad is best pals with Dutchy Holland, and wullie can also be reffered to as pony's boay or horsey, he is a fadge and works at the shows for about 10p.
man 1: hey see that retard in the wheelchair?
man 2: yeah hes abviously a wullie broon
wullie broon by Broon Haters March 7, 2013
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