wtfxup

means what the fu*ks up?

Billy: Hey! WTFXUP?

Annie: nm u?

wtf,wtfxup

wtfxup by omgitsme! December 9, 2008

WTFUppercut 

A "what the fuck" moment in which you just got pwned.

Person1 *Betrays Person2 with a melee from behind*

Person2: WTFUppercut!

WTFUppercut by J_MASTER March 19, 2010

WTFUP 

Short for "Wake The Fuck Up, Pal". A supremely condescending and passive-aggressive way of telling a "friend" who's a government employee, stoner, unemployed, etc. that you think they are lazy and should get their ass in gear.

Simple text message: WTFUP.

WTFUP by FrostyCan June 20, 2015

wdfxup 

A term used for 'What da fuck is up?' Usually an expression of dismay, anger, or a greeting used amongst friends over the internet.

Also a shortened version of 'whudafxup?' used in tobacco commercials.

also written: wtfxup

example 1: "DUDE! Wdfxup? I can't get on this /.ed site!!"

example 2: "Hey wdfxup? You've been IM.MIA!"

wdfxup by Schnoodles December 1, 2007

wtfxuphere 

What the fuck is up here

Dude#1: this thing is going to blow up in about 5 mins
Dude#2: WTFXUPHERE???

wtfxuphere by KillerKip February 27, 2009

wtfupedness 

wtfupedness-something that is so fucked up it deserves a new word. Making your wife cry after you catch her making out with another dude would fit this category.

Steve couldnt begin to describe the wtfupedness of the situation, but he could feel he got the bad end of the deal when he slept with the hooker with the clap.

wtfupedness by Roxadinho Bah September 23, 2007