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Rub one out, the wrong way 

1 - To masterbate in the incorrect fashion

2 - To take ages when messing with yourself.
Petters : ' Alright wankerthon!!!'

Griffo : ' why do you call him wankerthon?'

Petters:' Cause he got taught to rub one out, the wrong way and he was at it for 2 hours '

Hangin' out with the wrong people 

Lame excuse often used to rationalize why somebody's life went in a bad direction
Hangin' out with the wrong people, my ass! You ARE the "wrong people", fool. Wise the hell up!

Selling out the whole team by choosing the wrong location. 

When you choose the wrong location in Fortnite and it fucks up the whole game
You're selling out the whole team by choosing the wrong location.

Wring out the leeches 

To 'Wring out the leeches' is to spend time solving a problem. Said problem will often 'suck the life' out of you- hence the use of leeches as the explanatory word for problem. Wringing out the leeches is also used to describe an impending argument over an issue with a mate. Phrase is said with much trepidation and detest for the action.
Carly: "Nana- it's GAME NIGHT! do you want to come to SigEp with me for Beirut"

Nana: "Oh, Carly! I can't! I've been having a few issues with my Man. We really need to wring out the leeches."

Carly: "Ouch, no wonder you've been so drained- All Right, we'll party next time"

wrung out 

When after a particularly heavy night out you throw up so much your stomach feels like it has been twisted bone dry and your hold body is beat.
Dude I don't think I'm gonna make lunch today, I've been throwing up for the last hour and I'm wrung out! :(
wrung out by R. Cat January 29, 2016

Wring out the Beaver 

When a girl needs to go the toilet.
Claire: "I'm just popping to wring out the beaver"
Wring out the Beaver by Claire 1 February 19, 2012