workurbate 

the act of self pleasure at work.

1-Hey dude, i was at the toilet today at work to take a shit and i heard some strange noise in the other toilet. i think he was workurbate

2-I had a lot of stress today at work ... i had to workurbate to release the pressure

workurbate by Rrhc005 August 9, 2016

worksturbate

To work all by yourself.

Poor guy, he has to worksturbate today.

worksturbate by sinisterbabysitter February 22, 2008

wankurbate 

To wankurbate is to basically masturbate ot to wank. The word was formed by combining parts of the two synonyms to create another synonym.

god all the boy goes on about is how he wankurbates.

wankurbate by ftptptf December 24, 2004

workurbation 

The act of trying to screw one or your co-workers but it ends up backfiring and you end up doing the job.

I left a pile of work for John to finish while I was out of the office. I ended up workerbating myself because he called in. That was total workurbation!

workurbation by MS. MARCH May 8, 2009