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Verb; The act of masturbating in traffic, often to those stuck in the same jam.
I'm pretty busy, I'll have to Wooten on the way home tonight.
Wooten by Zaz9077 July 1, 2018
Kristen's last name. No real good way to say it without sounding extremely southern.
Man: What's your last name?

Kristen: Wooten

Man: Wooen?

Kristen: No, Wooten

Man: Woo uh? Can you spell that?
Wooten by jacobaphoto November 26, 2010
woooohoooooo
I am so happy wooten!
wooten by Alom October 3, 2010
When he put his feet up on the handlebars he pulled a wooten.
wooten by benc July 30, 2008
an absolutly worthless person, a person who is bland and serves NO purpose on this planet.
Don't confuse with a drifter, but a person who fits in with society, just unnoticed and with no desire to be noticed.
my web technology teacher is a wooten
wooten by buttplugin' doobie January 28, 2007
unorganized person who always has ten little things that they are worrying about(usually worthless tasks). They fail to see the big picture and accomplish something that makes a difference. They Woo Ten as in things or people of no consequence.
The guy in that office was acting like a wooten and we lost a big client.
wooten by dillio dan August 21, 2006