womping willow

the god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.

Look a car! I think I'll eat it!

womping willow by Corey April 24, 2005

whomping willow

The god damn tree in harry potter that tends to eat anything that comes within a 2 mile radius of it.

Look a car! I think I'll eat it!!1

whomping willow by Brett April 26, 2005

Whomping Willow

A violent orgy or sexual party

John So I walked in and my roommate was having a Whomping Willow on my bed!
Zac Better wash your sheets!

Whomping Willow by Crider816 July 17, 2011

the whomping willow 

A voracious sex act in which the male sticks his dick and hands into the vagina, and then masturbates, leaving something looser than Spanish drug law

Person 1: you know when you went to the pisser the other night when we was watchin telly with your mum?
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: she’s bloody done the whomping willow

the whomping willow by Fiffyen the Gothic December 9, 2017

Whomping the willow 

jacking off

Harry:Ron my god Hermoine looked sexy tonight.

Ron:Yeah I know I am going to be whomping the willow

Whomping the willow by K-man 45322 May 4, 2009

Whomping the willow 

Masturbating to any of the eight Harry Potter films.

Frank: Dude are you comin out? We're at the bars.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.

Whomping the willow by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015